, : Roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Aerobics Instructor. Otherwise, you gain life equal to the result.

Reveal something about yourself another player doesn't know: Inner Child gains flying and first strike until end of turn.
: You get an additional vote. Activate this ability only after a vote has been called but before voting begins.

: Cotton Djinn gains first strike until end of turn.
Cotton Djinn gets +2/+2 as long as white is the most common color or is tied for the most common color among permanents onto the battlefield.

: The next time you would get a poison counter this turn, prevent getting that counter.

Flying, vigilance
During your turn, describe to your opponent how Que Serra Serra is broken and unbalances the game. If you don't, sacrifice Que Serra Serra at end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+6.
We recommend he speaks in the third person.
Whenever he doesn't speak in the third person, he or she sacrifices Some Fat Pants. (If he or she doesn't know what third person is, he or she gets a dictionary.)

As White Sale enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die.
Spells players cast cost , where X is the result, instead of their normal mana costs.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay . If he or she doesn't, that player gets a poison counter.

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

VERSION A
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
6/3. Flying

VERSION B
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION C
Scratch one.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.

VERSION D
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.

VERSION E
Scratch one.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.

VERSION F
Scratch one.
6/3. Flying
0/1. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.

VERSION G
Scratch one.
1/1. , Sacrifice Card Shark: Draw a card.
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
2/1.

VERSION H
Scratch one.
3/3. : Return Card Shark to its owner's hand.
1/3. : Untap Card Shark.
2/1.

VERSION I
Scratch one.
0/1. : Card Shark deals 1 damage to any target.
1/4. : Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2/1.

VERSION J
Scratch one.
1/1. Flying
2/2. Card Shark can't be blocked.
6/3. Flying

: Hydro Djinn gains flying until end of turn.
Hydro Djinn gets +2/+2 as long as blue is the most common color or is tied for the most common color among permanents onto the battlefield.

Players are reminded to speak in the form of a question.
At the end of each player's turn, each player who didn't speak only in questions that turn gets two poison counters.

Target player may stand up, sing for everyone's amusement "I'm a little teapot, short and stout," form a teapot handle with one arm, sing "here is my handle," form a spout with the other arm, and sing "here is my spout." If he or she doesn't you may do so to win the game.

As There's No Folk Like Merfolk enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.
At the beginning of your upkeep, name a movie whose title contains the chosen word. You can't name a movie twice. If you don't, sacrifice There's No Folk Like Merfolk.

Exile Time Walk on the Wild Side. Return the game to the state it was in at the beginning of the turn as much as possible except Time Walk on the Wild Side is still exiled. (Ripped up cards are still exiled and text scratched on scratch cards can't be reused.)

, : Choose target creature and roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Bantam of the Opera. Otherwise, that creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Call a vote. If vote passes, put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield. Each player gets one vote plus an additional vote if he or she has five or fewer creatures in their graveyard. A vote passes if a majority vote in favor.

Swampwalk (You know what it means.)
Poisonous 1

Flying
Whenever one of your opponents says the name of a Magic card that's onto the battlefield or in the stack, that player gets a poison counter.

Flying, first strike, haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.
Rutabaga of the Night's power and toughness are each equal to the number of poison counters you have.
: Return Rutabaga of the Night from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only during your upkeep.

: Regenerate Skeletons in the Closet.
, : Exchange votes of two target players. Activate this ability only after a vote has been called but before voting has started.

: Regenerate Slow Djinn.
: Exchange Slow Djinn with a djinn permanent card in your hand.

When Bob from Accounting enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put the die with the rolled result on Bob from Accounting.
, : The next time you would roll a six-sided die this turn, use the result on Bob from Accounting instead. Then reroll the die and put it back on Bob from Accounting.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you flip tails, flip Heads Up.
Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have first strike.

Scratch one.
(Three of the following are on the card.)
1) Hot Picks deals 3 damage to each creature.
2) Destroy all nonbasic lands.
3) Creatures can't block this turn.
4) Each player sacrifices four lands.
5) Hot Picks deals 5 damage to each of your opponents.
6) Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
7) Create four red 1/1 goblin creature tokens.
8) Destroy all artifacts.
9) Creatures you control get mountainwalk until end of turn.
10) The next die you roll this turn is a 5. (You need not roll the die.)

: Rummy Djinn gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
: Exchange Rummy Djinn with a djinn permanent card in your hand.

At the end of each player's turn, each player rolls a six-sided die. (Ties are rerolled until there is a winner.) The highest roller takes the next turn.

Until end of turn, add three to all numbers (in numeral or written form) in all text boxes. (For example, all 1s and "one"s become 4s and "four"s.)

Whenever Broccoli deals damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, 2, or 3, that player gets X poison counters, where X is the result.

Poisonous 2
Shroud

When Poodleboy enters the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile Poodleboy and search your library for a creature card. Put that creature card onto the battlefield then shuffle your library. If you lose the flip, you're stuck with Poodleboy.

Each player can cast instant spells only any time he or she could cast a sorcery.
Players can't cast artifact or enchantment spells.
Players can't activate abilities.

, : Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Santawar Elves. Otherwise, Santawar Elves gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Roll a six-sided die. Then roll that many dice. Create X green 0/1 sheep creature tokens, where X is the sum of the results.

Shroud.
: Exchange Slim Djinn with a djinn permanent card in your hand.

Keep all permanents you control face down.
Whenever a permanent you control becomes tapped, attacks, blocks, or an ability of that permanent goes into the stack, reveal that permanent until end of turn.

Trample
When Iron Man dies, tear it into pieces and exile the pieces.

Sacrifice Shameless Plug: Choose a Magic card pictured in the latest Duelist. Until end of turn, you may play as though that card were in your hand. Activate this ability only if you have the latest copy of The Duelist with you.

, : Return The Other Spatula of the Ages and all non-Unglued permanents other than basic lands to their owners' hands.

, Sacrifice Treehouse of Dr. Moreau: Create three 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens for each poison counter you have.
All Squirrels have poisonous 1.

, Receive a poison counter: Add or .

, Name the creature type of each creature card you have returned from your graveyard to your hand this game: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.